Marketing Skills

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Will you marry me?” That’s Direct Marketing.

You are at a party with a group of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him!” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and obtain her telephone number. The next day, you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me!” That’s Telemarketing.

You are at a party and you see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a lift home and the say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?” That’s Public Relations.

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You’re very handsome and rich.” That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on the face. That’s Customer Feedback.

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